Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the ran... - Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

"Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something."

"The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open."

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known."