More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."
"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."
"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."
"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."