More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."
"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."