More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."