More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."
"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."
"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."
"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"