More quotes by Beryl Dov

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."
"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."