More quotes by Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

"That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”Which one is me?” I asked.The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested.Oh, shut up."
"Love conquers all,"Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?""Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?""Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."
"You're a stalker with hooves.""I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing."
"God alert!"Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."