More quotes by Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

"You're a stalker with hooves.""I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing."
"She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts."
"That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”Which one is me?” I asked.The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested.Oh, shut up."
"Love conquers all,"Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?""Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?""Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."