More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."
"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."