More quotes by Beryl Dov

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."
"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."