More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"
"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."
"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."