More quotes by Beryl Dov

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."
"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."
"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."