More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."
"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."
"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."