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"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

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"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

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