Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or... - Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

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