Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave... - Beryl Dov

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."