More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"
"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."
"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."