More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."
"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."
"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."