More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"
"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."
"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."
"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."