Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out... - Beryl Dov

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."