More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."
"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."
"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."