More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."
"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."
"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."
"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."