Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%. - Beryl Dov

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"