More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."
"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."