More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."
"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."