More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."