How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a da... - Beryl Dov
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
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"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."
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