How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a da... - Beryl Dov
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."
"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."
"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."