More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."
"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."
"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."