"Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different."
"It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true."
"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it."
"It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true."
"There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
"You are a wonderful creation. You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know."