Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become... - Beryl Dov

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."