More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."
"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."
"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."
"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."