More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."
"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."
"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."
"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."