ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Lang... - Beryl Dov

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

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