More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."
"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."
"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."