"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."
"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."
"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."
"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."
"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."
"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."