I always felt like you had to be important to have enemies. - John Green, Paper Towns

"pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!"

"What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person."

"The town was paper, but the memories were not."

"Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old."

"Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro."