More quotes by John Green, Paper Towns

"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will"
"Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old."
"As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly."
"If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all."
"I always felt like you had to be important to have enemies."