I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is t... - Bill Cosby

"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."

"George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words."

"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."

"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."

"And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl."