More quotes by Bill Cosby

"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice."
"And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl."
"George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words."
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."