And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you'r... - Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice."

"gray hair is gods graffiti"

"A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise."

"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."

"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."