More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."
"I network like a salmon in a bear costume. Why swim upstream when the honeybee has all the flowers? Is anything more romantic than roses on a grave?"
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."