More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"I put the sing in single—especially when I’m in the shower. Does anybody have any requests they’d like to shout out while the water’s getting hot? As always, silence all cell phones during the duration of my performance."
"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."
"Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."