I feel ill,"[Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may... - Diana Wynne Jones, Howl's Moving Castle

"My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me."

"Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?"she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet."I'm dying of boredom,"Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying."

"Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!"

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want."

"I think we ought to live happily ever after."