I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting... - Douglas Adams

"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat."

"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."

"I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?"

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"