I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't... - Douglas Adams

"Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food."

"Life is wasted on the living."

"I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously."

"I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?"

"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat."