If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the fir... - Douglas Adams
"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat."
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"Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland)"
"Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland)"
"Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food."
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"