More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."