She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly h... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Different people have different ideas. We need to kill them—the ideas, not the people. The people we just need to torture."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway."
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."