I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a di... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"You don’t need batteries for an introduction. Buy my Networking in a Box today and see for yourself. (Handshakes sold separately.)"
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."
"Mainstream news wants to keep you as a useful idiot. Instead, try being a non-useful idiot."