I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a di... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
"The memory of her love shimmers the way white light ripples gently on the midnight river, and I am currently thirsting to swim in the current that will flow downstream into her wading and waiting arms."
"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."