More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Glue holds stuff together pretty well. But why not try using guitar music as an adhesive? After all, it’s held many bands together."
"When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes you stop and think. And while you’re thinking, I’ll be speeding off in the getaway car."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."