More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"