I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not... - Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."

"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."

"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."

"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."

"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."