"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Quotes by Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."
"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."
"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."
"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."
"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."
"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."
"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."
"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."
"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god."
"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."
"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god."
"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god."
"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."
"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."
"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."