I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's rig... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."
"It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle."