More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you."