More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."
"When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"To fast track your business and become the Roger Bannister of personal branding, be a connector, accumulator, accelerator and facilitator of relationships."
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."